Controversially & Bizarrely Named Cocktails

Cocktails are already funny, ain’t they? 

And to those cocktails that have the funniest and controversial names are top notch!

Not that their names are good, but they always seem to attract people. 

Some names are plain Bizarre, like the Grateful Dead Drink, A Short trip to Hell and Hop, Skip and Go Naked!

Then there are some controversially named ones, like the Sex in the Driveway Drink, & Irish Car Bomb.

So, what is it with these cocktails? 

I would say it is up to the Bartenders. Just imagine this situation!

Being inside a Bar, with so many people coming in with all the booze and babes in mind. Bartenders, seeing every one of them and getting to think of something bizarre and out of the box, to attract customers. 

So, here are some of the Controversial and Bizarre named Cocktails in addition to the ones mentioned above.

Bloody Mary:

Well, it is clearly not oppressing anyone. It’s just another famous cocktail that got its name for its color. Looking bright red because of the Tomato Juice that goes into the Vodka, Bloody Mary is ever popular.

Not for its name, but for its recipe!

Alien Secretion:

Yuck! That is the first reaction to this name! 

But Wow, it’s so beautiful on the eye and even more delicious inside the mouth!

Combining Coconut Rum, Melon Liqueur, and Pineapple Juice, Alien Secretion got its name for its brilliant Green color. 

Screaming Orgasm:

Oh! This is something sensual. But, the drink by itself is so sweet and enough to keep you dancing, atleast!

Mixed with Vodka, Amaretto, Coffee Liqueur and Irish Cream, this cocktail is good enough for parties!

Bloated Bag of Monkey Spunk:

This is a Cocktail made with Bacardi White Rum, Peach Schnapps, Triple Sec, Pineapple and Orange Juices, and tastes good, but doesn’t sound right, doesn’t it?

Never think of the name, just enjoy the drink!

Sex on the Beach:

Well, you are not going to have Sex on the beach while having this drink. Just that this cocktail is a very good tropical juice with a refreshing feeling in Summer.

Made with Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Cranberry and Orange juice, this drink is exotic!

AMF drink:

Do not curse me for spelling this drink out, this one actually means Adios Mother F**ker!

Some weird bartender gave it this name. But you can call it AMF. 

Similar to Long Island Iced Tea, this cocktail has Vodka, Rum, Gin & Tequila along with Blue Curacao, Sweet & Sour and Sprite to top up.

Zombie Cocktail:

Certainly worth trying for its innovation with Rum types. Not for the name, at least!

It mixes several types of Rum, including White Rum, Spiced Rum, Dark Rum, 151 proof Rum and then some more like Grenadine, Orange Bitters and juices like Lemon, Pineapple, passion Fruit and lime juices. 

That is why the color!